Cover Me I'm Going In

Genuine, high-quality condoms that comply with FDA standards for the USA and CE for Europe. These funny condoms make great gifts or souvenirs for bachelorette/bachelor parties, gag gifts, wedding/anniversary favors and one night stands! 

Quantity: 1 condom

SAFETY FIRST!

How Can You Choose the Best Condom for You?

To protect what Mother Nature has endowed you with properly, we’ll tell you what you need to look at when you’re choosing a condom.

The Basics

Make sure you check the condom’s expiration date. A rubber will last a long time (around five years), but not forever. An out of date condom may burst.

Size

Size is important. If it’s too big, the condom may slip off!!!!!!!

Although size has no impact on durability, it definitely makes a difference in terms of comfort. It’s important to choose a condom that is suitable for the size of your penis.

The average size of an erect penis is considered to be 14 cm (5.5 inches). However, it’s possible you may be below (which is perfectly normal) or above that average. Then, in addition to size, there’s also the matter of shape, which can vary from one person to the next.

That’s why condoms come in different sizes:

Small
Medium
Large

To find the size that suits you, check the box or the instructions for the length and width of the condoms. Then, a bit like you would for clothes, choose your “approximate” size. Once you’ve done that, try them on at home to see if they are a “good fit.”

Lubricant

Lubricant is used to make penetration easier and make sexual intercourse more comfortable.

All condoms come with a lubricated outer surface. There are two sorts of lubricants: silicone-based and water-based. Both work well.